Marilee Jones’ bogus resume: Does it matter?

Writing in this week’s issue of Time, Michael Kinsley ponders whether MIT did the right thing by accepting admissions dean Marilee Jones’ resignation after she admitted that she had doctored her resume. Last month, Jones resigned after confession she didn’t have the academic degrees that were listed on her resume.

Wwhat a pity, though,” Kinsley writes in Time. “M.I.T. has lost an apparently great dean at a time when you don’t read a lot about successful university administrators. And, it turns out, she is one who had a personal as well as professional understanding of the stresses of our résumé culture. It would be a useful lesson for M.I.T.’s students if the gatekeeper who gets to award the golden credential of a degree from the world’s most prestigious technical institution is someone who lacks that kind of credential. It would say, ‘Don’t let it go to your head. An M.I.T. diploma isn’t necessary. In fact, it isn’t sufficient either. There are qualities that M.I.T.’s admissions office can’t sort for and its distinguished professors can’t teach. And as you go off to face the world with your M.I.T. degree, you may or may not have them.'”

Kinsley suggests MIT give Jones an honorary degree.

We’re coming up on the season when universities hand out these things with abandon, often to people who never saw the inside of a classroom at this, or sometimes at any, university. These folks get honorary degrees because they gave the university a million or two from piles so large you can’t even see the dent. Then she could go to the university health services and get another piece of paper stating that the résumé fib was the result of stress. She’s the expert on résumé stress, after all. And then let her go back to the work she apparently does so well.

The name change game, New England edition

Looks like my employer isn’t the only university considering a name change. Some Massachusetts colleges want to switch to “university” status in hopes of attracting “top students, big-money donors, and more prestige,” the Boston Globe reports.

“I think Salem State University would be terrific,” said Joe DeNisco, 21, of Peabody, a senior at Salem State College. “The change in name would solidify us in the eye of a lot of people.”

A bill filed in the Massachusetts Legislature would allow a state college to become a university if it grants doctorate degrees or at least 50 master’s degrees a year. Bridgewater and Salem State College are pushing the plan, “and presidents of other state colleges say they would probably follow suit if the two colleges get the necessary approval,” the Globe reports.