Friday Five: ‘I like to watch’ (YouTube) edition

OK, so it’s only Thursday. I’m early for a change.

This Friday Five is brought to you by the spirit of Chauncey Gardiner. Some of you youngsters have probably never heard of him. He was a character played by Peter Sellers in the movie Being There, and he liked to watch television. A lot.

Chauncey would have loved YouTube. Apparently, we all love YouTube. In the past year along, according to a Wall Street Journal article, we’ve spent 9.305 years watching YouTube videos. Wired‘s Monkey Bites blog calculates how many years have been wasted watching the following five YouTube posts:

14.26 years watching geriatric1927.

14.75 years watching lonelygirl15.

17.71 years watching “Real Life Simpsons Intro.”

93.31 years watching funtwo shred on the guitar.

378.99 years watching Evolution of Dance, YouTube’s most-viewed video.

Lest you think YouTube holds no educational value whatsoever, some educators are finding ways to use YouTube in the classroom. Hat tip to connect.educause.edu.

And if you’re of a certain age, a bit on the nerdy side, do not work in a cubicle and the boss is out of the office today, you have my permission to crank up the speakers and enjoy one of my guilty YouTube pleasures.

A new kind of university stadium

The for-profit University of Phoenix has shelled out $154.5 million to name the Arizona Cardinals’ football stadium (via Arizona Republic). The irony was not lost on the newspaper.

The Cardinals spent the past 17 years trying to rid themselves of the stigma of being the only NFL team to play in a college arena. Their glitzy new $455 million stadium is now named for a university.

Funny how stuff like that happens.

Margaret Spellings’ plan for higher ed: making ‘the dream of college’ attainable again

Update, via erelevant: the Washington Post’s coverage of Margaret Spellings’ speech and reaction. A snippet:

Spellings did call for a complete overhaul and streamlining of the unwieldy college aid system and acknowledged that more money is needed, but she stopped short of endorsing increases in Pell Grants.

David L. Warren, president of the National Association of Independent Colleges and Universities, said: “I found that quite remarkable, because it was the key recommendation from the commission. Yet she endorsed a unit record database, which would be enormously expensive to implement.”

Breaking news from The Chronicle of Higher Education:

In a widely anticipated speech today, the U.S. secretary of education, Margaret Spellings, will lay out an “action plan” for higher education that will call for the creation of a controversial database to track students’ academic progress, increased spending on need-based student aid, and more accountability for colleges, particularly on rising costs.

The speech, to be given at the National Press Club here, comes in response to a report submitted last week by the Secretary’s Commission on the Future of Higher Education. That report, which called for sweeping changes in American higher education, included dozens of recommendations for the Education Department, as well as for Congress, states, and institutions. …

Spellings previewed the speech in an interview with The Chronicle in her office on Monday. “She said she was acting quickly on a few of the report’s recommendations, centered mostly on the tracking database, student aid, and accountability, because ‘time is of the essence.'”

“There is an urgency here,” she said in the interview. “The academy is underestimating the American public — the anxiety and urgency about this. We have sold the dream of college … and more and more, it’s unattainable.”

At times during the interview, Ms. Spellings seemed exasperated by the response of higher-education officials to the report’s recommendations. She expressed disappointment at private colleges for opposing the student-tracking database. She mentioned several times how “expensive” colleges are, particularly private ones like Davidson College, which her daughter attends.

And she said the time had come for higher education to provide the same information to consumers that parents receive for their children’s elementary and secondary schools as a result of the No Child Left Behind Act. (Full story.)

More to come later today, or in the morning.

PDF presentations from CASE conference

Karine Joly of collegewebeditor.com has uploaded PDFs of the two presentations she and Joe Hice gave at last week’s CASE Annual Conference for Senior Communications and Marketing Professionals. These are excellent both resources, and I thank Karine and Joe for making them available: