The KISS rule for marketing

Remember the KISS rule? It stands for “Keep it simple, stupid,” or, more politely, “keep it short and simple” or “keep it short and sweet.” It’s a good rule to heed in all forms of communication, but it seems we marketers need to be reminded of that from time to time.

A recent survey conducted by Yankelovich Marketing points out that, if customers had their way, the KISS method would rule in marketing.

When asked how they would like to be marketed to, 43 percent of those surveyed said they preferred “marketing that is short and to the point.” That was the highest percentage response in the survey.

Next, at 33 percent, has to do with convenience (“marketing that I can choose to see when it is most convenient for me”). In third place comes “marketing that is personally communicated to me by friends or experts I trust.”

But according to Yankelovich President J. Walker Smith, too many of us have been focused on the wrong thing. We’ve been caught up in delivery methods — new media, etc. — while ignoring the importance of how we present our message, regardless of media.

“Marketers are mis-framing the debate about how to reconnect consumers,” Smith said. “This is not about new versus traditional media. New media, like digital and wireless technologies, will never solve the ongoing decline in marketing productivity. The most resistant consumers are still waiting for better marketing practices, no matter what media is thrown at them.”

Or the CBS Colbert Report, perhaps

What does the future hold for CBS Evening News? For that matter, what’s the future have in store for any network newscast? As David A. Andelman of Forbes.com notes, the typical viewer of CBS Evening News is “somewhere north of 50 years old (probably considerably north) and has been watching it since Walter Cronkite (remember him, kids? Probably not) was in the anchor chair.”

That’s not the demographic most TV networks are looking for. As Andelman speculates in his recent column, “The CBS Daily Show With Jon Stewart”, things might look much different in the near future.

 

[T]oday’s pared-to-the-bones CBS could save quite a lot more money by going The Daily Show route. First, comedy writers earn a lot less than senior producers or correspondents on a network evening news show. You might want to hold on to a few such correspondents and producers just in case the pope dies or the president gets shot or there’s some other history-altering moment and you want do something more elaborate than simply poke fun at it, as Jon Stewart does so effectively on Comedy Central. Still, you don’t need to have a whole regiment of correspondents, producers and camera crews suited up and ready to go 24/7.

Moreover, The Daily Show even has the beauty of being owned by Comedy Central, which is owned by Viacom, which owns CBS.

Finally, you don’t need to jump through hoops to find creative means to keep this whole infrastructure humming along profitably. That’s because there won’t be any such infrastructure.

Turn The Morning Show over to the entertainment division, which does cooking shows and movie promos better anyway. Sunday Morning, 60 Minutes and Face the Nation can continue to totter along on their own without a whole bureau system and news infrastructure. I mean, they’re not even located in the main Broadcast Center on West 57th Street, though without that huge news operation to house, they might be able to move back into the home of the mother ship and save CBS a bundle on off-site rental costs.

 

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