Political platforms and higher education

After clicking to the Republican platform (PDF) from David Weinberger’s blog this morning, I decided to also track down the Democratic platform (PDF) and compare what the two have to say about higher education.

Going solely from the media reports I’ve picked up on, it seems Obama has been talking more about higher education than McCain. But it turns out that, in terms of words, the Republican platform devotes nearly twice as much text to the subject (611 words for the GOP to 354 words for the Democrats). Perhaps Rudy Giuliani wrote the Republicans’ portion on higher ed; maybe the Democrats should have tapped Joe Biden to do their section.

What the parties say about higher education

Even if the GOP platform is long on words, it’s short on specifics. The Democratic platform isn’t much better, but at least the Democrats offer one important specific: a refundable $4,000 education tax credit in exchange for public service. The platform says:

We will make college affordable for all Americans by creating a new American Opportunity Tax Credit to ensure that the first $4,000 of a college education is completely free for most Americans. In exchange for the credit, students will be expected to perform community service.

The Dems also promise support for community colleges and training programs, express support for HBCUs (historically black colleges and universities), and acknowledge the role colleges and universities play in economic development.

The Republican platform talks more about the importance of access and affordability, without specifics, and also acknowledges the role of community colleges, research universities, etc. But the GOP also devotes a good chunk of type to ideological issues relative to free speech and academic freedom. Under the heading “Special Challenges in Higher Education,” the platform notes:

Free speech on college campuses is to be celebrated, but there should be no place in academia for anti-Semitism or racism of any kind. We oppose the hiring, firing, tenure, and promotion practices at universities that discriminate on the basis of political or ideological belief. When federal taxes are used to support such practices, it is inexcusable. We affirm the right of students and faculty to express their views in the face of the leftist dogmatism that dominates many institutions. To preserve the integrity and independence of the nation’s colleges, we will continue to ensure alternatives to ideological accrediting systems.

Because some of the nation’s leading universities create or tolerate a hostile atmosphere toward the ROTC, we will rigorously enforce the provision of law, unanimously upheld by the Supreme Court, which denies those institutions federal research grants unless their military students have the full
rights and privileges of other students. That must include the right to engage in ROTC activities on
their own campus, rather than being segregated elsewhere.

OK, I guess that part about rigorously enforcing the provision to deny federal research grants is pretty specific.

Both platforms address issues related to higher education elsewhere, but I just looked at the sections related to higher education for this post.

Don’t just rely on my interpretations. Read both platforms for yourself. They will make for some nice weekend reading.

Pretty-well-known fact by now: Sarah Palin meme overtakes Twitter

Following John McCain’s announcement of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate on Friday, a “little-known fact”* meme spread like crazy over Twitter. The Austin American-Statesman helped spread the news beyond the twitterverse.

Little Known Fact: On Friday, Sarah Palin became an online phenomenon.

Moments after news outlets began putting the spotlight on the Alaskan governor who is John McCain’s running mate, users of the microblogging service Twitter.com began posting tidbits about Palin’s political views, her family and anything else they could find online.

Things soon took a silly turn. Remember the fanciful “Chuck Norris facts” that were the height of Internet humor a couple of years ago? (“Chuck Norris counted to infinity — twice. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”)

Palin became the subject of a new version of this running joke. Among the funniest “Little Known Facts” about Palin:

“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin CAN touch MC Hammer.”

“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is Batman.”

“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has a brother in England who is a professional fish-slapping dancer.”

“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin invented SPAM.”

“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was a ghost the WHOLE TIME!”

And then there’s this one, which may explain the joke’s appeal:

“Little Known Fact: Even Sarah Palin didn’t know who Sarah Palin was until today.”

According to this collection of the little-known facts as they are posted in real time, Twitter user @MichaelTurk started the meme and has his own site, Palinfacts.com, devoted to the topic. A few of Turk’s gems:

  • Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
  • Sarah Palin once one a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
  • Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
  • Sarah Palin will pry your Klondike bar from your cold dead fingers.
  • Sarah Palin pick retroactively makes the theme of #DNC08 “Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead”
  • Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

My favorite take on this meme comes from @kopper:

Little known fact: Sarah Palin has never been rickrolled. http://tinyurl.com/palin69

* Little-known fact (in the Twitterverse, anyway): “little-known” is a compound modifier and therefore should be hyphenated.